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Soccergirl and Ryan P. adventure in the great outdoors.

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This is a short film in three parts:

• Anorectal Bleeding

  In new age queen Lauren Hay’s famous 1976 book Heal Your Body she charts the probable metaphysical causes of certain ailments including leprosy.

• Bartending

  I just got home from work and I am one exhausted meatball.

• To a Bear, What is Reality?

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“The patient typically finds himself impelled by some deep, inner conviction that something is true, or right, or virtuous: a conviction that doesn’t seem to owe anything to evidence or reason, but which, nevertheless, he feels as totally compelling and convincing. We doctors refer to such a belief as ‘faith’.” — Richard Dawkins

It turns out some fuckin’ bitch-ass motherfuckers beat me to the Richard Dawkins rap mother fuckin’ punch, yo. An email from Mark in San Francisco. The lyrics to “Dick Lover” (for those of you who want to know what the fuck I’m even talking about ever). When in doubt, assume I’m kidding. A song-in-progress. A new game-plan for the future and A NEW VIDEO PODCAST. It’s been three years and almost 300 episodes and I think it’s time for a little reinvention. What do you think, guys? Ryan P. stops in with some shit including the Fort Bragg Debacle (see below for a link). A quote of the week. Empire Blue Cross and the Healthy New York Program, SUCK BALLS. Etc., etc. I love you.

There’s dew on the grass of your face, like the dew on the grass.

And here’s my Fuck Fox News video. Just for fun.

SOCCERGIRL’S LIVE BALTICON PERFORMANCE INFORMATION AND PANELS:

Live Soccergirl, Incorporated
Sunday, 11:00 PM Chesapeake Room

I will also be performing in the Live Geologic Podcast
Sunday, 6:00 PM Chesapeake Room

Panels:
Promoting Yourself
Friday, 9:00 PM Chesapeake Room
I’m the moderator for this one.

Don’t Be That Guy: Advice From the Women of New Media
Sunday, 2:00 PM Chesapeake Room

Podcasting 102 - How do I make my own?
Sunday, 3:00 PM Belmont Room

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Hope to see you!

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

In the PO Box:

– Jordi in Barcelona actually sent us a bunch of stuff from Cien de Cine. Sorry for the mistake!

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– The Fort Bragg debacle.

– Soccergirl on wired.com.

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Soccergirl, Incorporated’s Goliath Bird-Eating Spider.

Apparently Podshow has changed its name from “Podshow” to “Mevio,” because podcasting just sounds free. I’m hoping this doesn’t cause any problems but if you see problems please let me know so that I can tell Podshow… I mean… Mevio… It’s me video! I went for a glorious walk at Clermont. Ryan is in kickass shape from all the interval cardio. Eventually the paradigm will shift and evolution will be accepted by everyone… it’s like a square wheel. Move slow, move slow, move slow and then BAM! Pivot over the corner. Working at the bar is both great and hard… I’m trying to make myself a member of a new clan. I’m trying to find my niche. I think I’m the weisenheimer. Stuff from Ryan and Jordi in the PO Box. Spiders are basically monsters and imagine if they were this big! Certain spiders eat birds like the Goliath Bird Eating Spider (and if that’s not a monster, monsters are worse than I thought). I think I was convinced by Ben Stein and his movie Expelled which contends that Darwin’s theory contributed to the Nazi Holocaust, communism, atheism and Planned Parenthood. Yeah, I was totally convinced.

SOCCERGIRL’S LIVE BALTICON PERFORMANCE INFORMATION COMING SOON. In the meantime, learn about Balticon in general, here.

Find out how you can help ameliorate the Soccergirl, Inc. book situation by harassing Amazon.com here. If you copy me with your letter I will celebrate it in the show, and in my pussy, amen.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Some more about Goliath Bird Eating Spiders and their Urticating Hair.

In the PO Box:

– Jordi in Barcelona sent us a bunch of stuff from Cine de Cine.

– Ryan sent us The Topless Guide to Bartending which I’m really excited about (with my pussy).

You can send stuff to our PO Box too!
Soccergirl, Inc.
PO Box 505
Germantown, NY 12526

– Ben Stein’s stupid movie, entitled: Expelled.

– Soccergirl on wired.com.

– My trip to the Galapagos!.

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A Sally Lightfoot Crab from the Galapagos

Lead kills. Working at the bar. Did you guys hear about the pot smokers in Germany who had pot laced with lead? I bet they got totally stoned! Soccergirl (that’s me!) in an article on Wired.com talking about taxes and podcasting. I happened to mention my deduction of the cost of condoms (because they were a legitimate business purchase for The Future Condom Challenge [in episode #135]) and people are all up in arms about it. “Way to promote your podcast by getting audited!” they say. I’m going to the Galapagos and Soccergirl, Incorporated is going with me! Yippee! Also on the trip will be the devastatingly handsome George Hrab, Phil Plait and James Randi, himself! UK John with “Barnter”. JC Hutchins’ open video project for Operation Grid Failure. My buddy Chuck found me out! Shit. Ryan is a master of science (or he will be). A new song entitled, “Dick Lover: An Ode to Richard Dawkins”

Darwin’s rottweiler
Evolutionary biologist to the stars
A fellow of the Royal Society
The Royal Society of my heart

Causing so many erections
almost as many as Danny Glover
It’s nothing but a natural selection
Cause I’m a dick lover

SOCCERGIRL’S LIVE BALTICON PERFORMANCE INFORMATION COMING SOON. In the meantime, learn about Balticon in general, here.

Find out how you can help ameliorate the Soccergirl, Inc. book situation by harassing Amazon.com here. If you copy me with your letter I will celebrate it in the show, and in my pussy, amen.

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Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

– Soccergirl on wired.com.

– My trip to the Galapagos!.

– JC Hutchins’ Obsidian. Tell a story in the 7th Son Universe! A first ever.

– Want to help spread the word about the show? Download the flyer here.